Dragon’s Den

Rich bought me a new Christmas tree last night.

Ok, I have told Mom. Now I can tell everyone else before J9 can tell you at Christmas.

Sunday around 3:00 I went out on the balcony. When I tried to come back in the door was locked. How it locked I have no idea. I have tried to make it do it again (from inside) and it won’t.

So I was going to just wait on the balcony until Rich came over for dinner in a couple hours (cell phone is inside). I realised that I had something in the oven. Crap! I climbed over the side railing and shimmied halfway and then fell the rest of the way. I scratched  up my belly, arms and cracked my head on the building. I jumped up and walked over to Rich’s to get his key. Just my luck he is in the shower and can’t hear me banging on the front door. After about 10-15 minutes he realises I’m there and answers the door in a towel (woo hoo), gave me the key and I walked back home. I get home and unlock the door…..the chain lock is on. I bust through the chain lock ( will replace later).

So there…I am an idiot.